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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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