CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Dragons Tamed: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7700

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

    BreakupCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

    Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

    Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon

    NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any clingy friends tagging along? Look no further!

    Join our server and avoid any unwanted travel companions like the plague! No need to worry about your best friend crashing your honeymoon in Barcelona – here, you can build your own virtual honeymoon paradise without any interruptions.

    And if you ever feel like you need to take separate flights from your friends, we fully support your decision! Fly solo in the virtual skies of Minecraft and soar to new heights of freedom.

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory – without any clingy friends in sight.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!

    Block Party: Stay Safe & Craft On!
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

    So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • KurskPOWslayerCraft

    KurskPOWslayerCraft
    COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A UKRAINIAN SOAP OPERA! OUR HUMAN RIGHTS ENVOY IS A CHICKEN NAMED BORIS WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT!

    ALLEGED KILLINGS OF UKRAINIAN POWS? MORE LIKE ALLEGED KILLINGS OF CREEPERS IN OUR PVP ARENA!

    WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MINECRAFT MINECART RIDE! JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS OF OUR SERVER!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • AncientOak

    AncientOak

    Welcome to AncientOak!

    We are a family-oriented Minecraft server that offers fun and safe gameplay for the whole family. Our server is spooky-themed, and you will see spooky theme throughout the server. We have excellent staff who genuinely care about the members. Unlike most servers where you have to pay for special ranks and perks using real money, we have made everything available in-game and purchasable with in-game currency, ensuring the server is fair to all who play.

    Plugins: • Towny • SlimeFun • Chestshop • PyroFishing • PyroMining

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8722 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • HavocGames

    HavocGames

    This is a fun Skyblock Server with ways to upgrade you island, be the top island, top MCMMO, and top in Jobs! Do you have what it takes to be the #1 Island?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

    The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

    Stinky SMP Overview:

    Server Version 1.20.1 and updating
    Server Emphasis Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
    Performance Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
    Server Features Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

    FAQ:

    Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

    Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

    The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

    Can I suggest new features for the server?

    Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

    What is the performance like on the server?

    The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

    How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

    The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

    What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

    The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

    Where can I find more information about the server?

    You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Dimension Hops: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs have taken artificial scarcity to a whole new level! Want diamonds? Good luck finding them because we’ve hidden them all in secret underground caves guarded by lava-spewing dragons. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper instead, right?

    Join our server for the thrill of the hunt, the challenge of survival, and the satisfaction of finally finding that elusive block of obsidian after hours of searching. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the land.

    So if you’re up for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and the occasional exploding sheep, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft world out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

    Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness

    SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness
    Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Mines Excavated: 1390 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • AutoCraft: The Future Server

    AutoCraft: The Future Server
    come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da dystopian future where self driving cars rule da land and regular cars are illegal!!! build ur own car out of blocks and race against ur friends in epic car battles!!! but be careful, da self driving cars are out to get u and will stop at nothing to take u down!!! join now and be da ultimate car warrior in dis crazy apocalyptic world!!! #blockycars #selfdrivingnightmare

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ntl-paperMC.net

    ntl-paperMC.net

    Features: – A fresh server with a truly epic world generation! Come join us in making this an even more, one-of-a-kind, epic world! – Semi-Vanilla Survival, Normal Difficulty, Vanilla Spawn Rates, Nerfed Hunger Rates, PVP Toggle – Squaremap: play.ntl-papermc.net:8080 (Primary) – Dynmap – Silkspawners_V2- Grief Prevention & Land Claim (New players can earn up to 100k+ from playtime, buy more from the server cash shop or earn more from rewards!) – New Players Start with 3x /sethomes. – Server-Wide Player Trades. – Multiverse- Resource Worlds – EssentialsX – Server Cash Shop, Vote Reward Shop, earn server money and claimblocks, for playtime alone and more! Featured w/ Vault. – Huge Awesome World Gen and an upcoming server! All With Fast Speeds! – Runs 1.20.1 and supports clients up to at least 1.21.1!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • No Voter Minecraft Server

    No Voter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright insane server you will ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of Minecraft trivia. If you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to voting and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

    The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

    And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Dimension Hops: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 392924 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Void Armor Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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