CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dimension Hops: 0
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Divine Spears Created: 20
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • RefuseCraft: MissedOpportunities

    RefuseCraft: MissedOpportunities
    Have you ever been offered a chance to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you enchanted gear and a VIP pass to the server’s secret disco party. But you refuse because you’re too busy building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of melons. Don’t make the same mistake twice, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Farms Harvested: 225
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique

    NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own atomic bomb and compare it to random stuff like a japanese atomic survivor comparing it to gaza 😂 we got crazy pvp battles and u can even ride a llama into battle like a boss 🦙 join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit, no joke bro 😎 #minecraftgoals #atomicbombsquad

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Janitors Closet

    Janitors Closet

    Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding and roleplay serber set on trying to give people a close community and awesome worldbuilding experience. While we aren’t too serious, when its time for roleplay we try our best.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 485828 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Foreign Women Dating Minecraft Server

    Foreign Women Dating Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exotic and exciting as dating a foreign woman? Look no further! Our server is like a cultural melting pot, where every block you mine and every mob you slay is a new adventure in conversation.

    Join us and experience the thrill of chatting with players from all corners of the globe. Who knows, you might even learn a new language or two while building your dream castle! So why settle for the same old boring conversations when you can join our server and experience the excitement of talking to someone from a completely different culture? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to expand your horizons and have a blast in the process. Join us today and start chatting with foreign players who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 324 Dragon Scales Harvested: 243
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

    NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

    So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP

    NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

    Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Dimension Hops: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AnxieCraft: Chill & Build

    AnxieCraft: Chill & Build
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Animals Bred: 108 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Runes Activated: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2811

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • EternalKid atCraft

    EternalKid atCraft
    join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 253
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure

    Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine and craft and stuff. we got viloxazine all over da place which makes u mine faster and jump higher. plus, if u stay on da server long enuff, u will become a master builder with super powers. we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Alien Abductions: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MS-Survival

    MS-Survival

    Features of MS-Survival Build your dream base in an expansive survival world. Explore vast lands filled with hidden treasures. Battle mobs and take on dangerous dungeons. Collaborate with other players to create a thriving community. Trade and grow in our player-driven economy. Join the first wave of adventurers and leave your mark on the world of MS-Survival!

    Join our Discord for updates and community events.

    We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 348
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Dimension Hops: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Fartingwind [smp]

    Fartingwind [smp]
    Server Name: Finalwind
    Description: A server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
    Server IP: play.finalwindserver.com
    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQs:

    Q: What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Finalwind offers endless content for players by introducing clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests. It provides a unique gameplay experience with minimal rules to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: The main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. This is to ensure fair gameplay and maintain the integrity of player interactions, especially in PvP scenarios.

    Q: How can I join Finalwind?

    A: You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com using Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    Q: Where can I find more information about Finalwind?

    A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.finalwindserver.com/ or join their Discord community at discord.finalwindserver.com.

    Q: Is there a trailer available for Finalwind?

    A: Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Star Shards Collected: 64

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Roach-Free Minecraft Server

    Roach-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies who just want to trade for rare items. And don’t even get us started on the llamas wearing top hats! Plus, our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you. So why join? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. Come join the fun – and remember, diamonds are a zombie’s best friend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9029 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP

    Why Is Berserk So Highly Regarded Minecraft SMP
    Why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant potato castle. And do you know what happened next? The potato castle came to life and started attacking other players with french fry minions! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamond blocks shaped like unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

    And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

    BreakupCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but building epic structures is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but only in-game, of course).

    Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are ready to support you through thick and thin, just like in the craziest soap opera you’ve ever seen.

    Join us and leave your real-life drama at the door – here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. And hey, if you need to vent about your ex, our players are always here to listen and offer a helping hand (or a virtual hug).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s create some epic memories together – who knows, you might even find your new best friend in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon

    NoFlyBFFsHoneymoon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any clingy friends tagging along? Look no further!

    Join our server and avoid any unwanted travel companions like the plague! No need to worry about your best friend crashing your honeymoon in Barcelona – here, you can build your own virtual honeymoon paradise without any interruptions.

    And if you ever feel like you need to take separate flights from your friends, we fully support your decision! Fly solo in the virtual skies of Minecraft and soar to new heights of freedom.

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory – without any clingy friends in sight.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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