Server Name	CRUSALIS
Server Type	Geopolitical Historical
Description	A server focused on recreating history through fun raids, wars, and nation building.
IP Address	crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only)
Community	Victorix – Discord Link

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Drama, Dynamap, encouraged, Events, Good, Janitor’s Closet, Janitors, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lore, Messes, Messy, nation, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, VIBES, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins!

Plugins
Dynamap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

Frontpage, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, WOSE

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, employed, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snoot Saturday, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq, wagie, Wagie Wesley Edition, Wesley, work enjoyment

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

adulting, BFsBlockyBucks, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Empathy, financial assistance, financial responsibility, lending money, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, money management, partner dynamics, personal finance, Priorities, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, spending habits, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	1085
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SpouseSwapCraft

Boundaries, canceling, Communication, Concert, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Divorce, dramatic, friendship, misunderstanding, overbearing, overcompensating, overthinking, Respect, separation, Spouse, SpouseSwapCraft, standing hang out, TICKETS, UNCOMFORTABLE, work-related

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero overbearing spouses and no excessive complaining about relationships!

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about your friend suddenly inviting their spouse to your hangout, or dealing with any awkward situations. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the chaos of everyday life and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you might stumble upon. Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

anxiety, coping mechanisms, cry, depression, emotional well being, emotions, Exercise, feeling down, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SadCraft, Sadness, seeking help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, smp, stress relief, support system, Therapy

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockBusterCraft

artistic vision, attention to detail, Authenticity, BlockBusterCraft, Character development, Charm, cinematic experience, cinematic magic, classic cinema, Craftsmanship, creativity, Cultural significance, Depth, emotional impact, historical context, Nostalgia, originality, practical effects, storytelling, substance, Timeless

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9675	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimension Hops:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Mimicry Funville

behavior analysis, Body language, Communication, cultural influence, Evolution, facial expressions, funville, Gestures, human interaction, Media influence, mimicry, movies, nonverbal communication, nonverbal cues, PIXEL, pop culture, Psychology, social behavior, societal evolution, societal norms, society, TV

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. like, you have to do the macarena to ask for diamonds, or twerk to negotiate a trade. it’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. plus, there’s this secret underground rave where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing. trust me, you gotta join this server for the ultimate dance-off experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

“A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

1.21.1, 1TB Raid 0 SSD, 32gb ram, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Canada, Cheating, Compatible, daily backups, fps, Friend, Griefing, hard difficulty, Intel I7 7700k, java, Montreal, No map resets, No Safe Spaces, no TPA, optifine, Pigman, PvP, Raiding, REJECTED, Request, semi anarchy, Server, smp, Tpa, Vanilla, zombie

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

Server Information:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Running	1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
Clients Permitted	Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	No Cheating

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

Q: How often are backups made on the server?

A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

balding dads, Chads, character selection, Diversity, family dynamics, fat, free, Gamers, Gaming, gender representation, Girlfriends, Identity, Minecraft, non-traditional characters, player choice, rebel, Rebellion, relationships, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, trans daughter, Wives, Zone

Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

blockquotepBooks, books, chilling, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, Fiction, Horror, Literature, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Psychological, psychological thriller, reading, sickos, SMPpblockquote, Suspenseful, Thriller, Tonester, Twisted, twisted tales, winsya

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	816	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

StepSisDramaGoneWild

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication Issues, elderly care, family conflict, family decision-making, family disputes, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family harmony, family loyalty, family responsibility, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, OBLIGATION, sibling relationships, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisDramaGoneWild

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	4109
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trafficking, artillery shells, Conflict Resolution, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea-Russia relations, North Korean weapons, political alliances, russia, russian military, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, ukraine war, War Crimes, weapons proliferation, weapons trade

join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SkyBlockAirways

airline security, airport security, aviation safety, banned devices, Bans, device attacks, DUBAI, Emirates airline, Emirates flights, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, passenger safety, prohibited items, security measures, SkyBlockAirways, Terrorism Threats., transportation safety, travel regulations, travel restrictions, walkie-talkies

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Runes Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

Breakfast, Dinner, Early, Loss, weight

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Enchantments Applied:	171
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Crusallis: Where Pixels Fight for Control of the World 😉

CRUSALIS Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server theme?

Q: How long does each iteration last?

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Can I contribute to building nations and participating in wars?

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Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

Discord Info

Our Plugins!

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Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

Server Information:

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

Q: How often are backups made on the server?

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