Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY