Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • LawnMowerLadz

    LawnMowerLadz
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where unexpected lawn mowing services are not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a neighborhood filled with overbearing neighbors and their entrepreneurial children.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.

    But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?

    Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

    HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

    Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

    CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

    Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

    But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

    So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

    FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

    Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyAirForcePrime

    CraftyAirForcePrime
    so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Vulture Sanitation Service

    Vulture Sanitation Service
    So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 8784

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

    Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Information
    Main Guideline To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
    Plugins GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
    Server Address play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there warps on the server? No, there are no warps on the server.
    Is there a world reset? No, the world will never reset.
    What are the server rules? Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
    Is there a currency system? The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
    What are the server specs? Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

    Crafty Polish Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

    Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

    If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • “They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

    “They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

    Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • LocksNBlocks

    LocksNBlocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

    Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

    Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SMP_SocialMediaIck

    SMP_SocialMediaIck
    Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ExCraftedLoveLessons

    ExCraftedLoveLessons
    Are you tired of boring old relationships? Well, come join our Minecraft server and learn some valuable lessons that will make your love life as epic as a diamond sword! Our server is like a dating simulator, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old humans. You’ll learn valuable skills like communication (because you’ll need to strategize with your team to survive), patience (because mining for diamonds takes time), and teamwork (because building a castle is way more fun with friends). So come join us and level up your relationship game – who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 9/11 Date Confusion

    9/11 Date Confusion
    OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a disco farm up in here! and the creepers? oh man, they do stand-up comedy on the weekends, they’re a real blast!

    but wait, there’s more! our diamond pickaxes have magical powers, they can summon rainbows and unicorns to follow u around all day. and our villagers? they throw the best parties, u won’t believe the dance moves they bust out!

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, just watch out for the lava pits and zombie mermaids.

    so come on down to our server, where every day is a crazy adventure and u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Warp Drive Collapse: Gravity Wave Fun

    Warp Drive Collapse: Gravity Wave Fun
    hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat has gravitational waveforms from warp drive collapse? yea u heard me right, we got dat futuristic sci-fi shizz goin on in dis server. imagine mining for diamonds while dodging collapsing warp drives, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with alien technology and mysterious artifacts. u can team up with other players to uncover the secrets of the universe or just build a giant statue of a potato, whatever floats ur boat.

    so come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the warp drives are always collapsing. don’t miss out on the most out-of-this-world experience u’ll ever have in minecraft. see u there, space cowboy! 🚀🌌🪐

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Animals Bred: 188
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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