Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyVirginityGone

    BlockyVirginityGone
    Are you tired of losing your virginity in the same old boring ways? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a virginity-losing experience like no other! Our virtual world is filled with exciting challenges and obstacles that will make you forget all about that awkward first time. Plus, who needs real-life intimacy when you can have virtual intimacy with our pixelated characters? Join us now and say goodbye to boring virginity loss forever!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 189 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PeaceCraft Minecraft Server

    PeaceCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, Netanyahu himself came on and was all like, “Israel wants peace but, like, enough is enough, dudes!” And we were all like, “Whoa, that’s intense, bro.” But then he was like, “Join this server for the most epic battles and the dankest memes, yo.” And we were all like, “Say no more, fam, we’re in!” So, like, if you wanna have a blast and chill with world leaders, join this server, man. It’s gonna be lit AF.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NasrallahsGoneBoom

    NasrallahsGoneBoom
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the IDF is striking Hezbollah central command in Beirut? Like, they’re straight up targeting Nasrallah and causing chaos in the virtual world! 😱🔥

    Join us on this server for some intense PvP battles and epic raids as we navigate through the war-torn landscape of Beirut. Build your own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the opposition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the ruins of the city, guarded by mythical creatures and ancient traps. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets of Beirut and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what adventures await you in this war-torn world? 😉🎮💣

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

    ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis
    lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

    the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

    don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • GrayWorld SkyPVP and not only the Minecraft server

    GrayWorld SkyPVP and not only the Minecraft server
    Donate case for in-game money! /key commandServer version: 1.8 – 1.20.4

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion in a world of pure vanilla 1.20.6! EU players unite against hacks and resets.

    AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion in a world of pure vanilla 1.20.6! EU players unite against hacks and resets.

    UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking

    IP uneasyvanilla.com
    Version 1.20.6
    Website https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
    Discord https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

    UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

    Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use hacks/cheats on this server?

    A: No, using hacks/cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla.

    Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?

    A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla Minecraft server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.

    Q: Can I teleport or set a home location?

    A: No, there is no teleportation or sethome feature on the server.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

    Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

    PerfumePillage Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

    But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

    So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

    TPWars: SisVsSisCostco
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

    Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

    So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NoTalentRichFame

    NoTalentRichFame
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server
    Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

    CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin
    so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Measles Vax Forever Land

    Measles Vax Forever Land
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

    So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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