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Fly Brain Circuitry Craft

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Yo, so like, we got this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the first wiring diagram of a fruit fly’s brain up in here! It’s got like 140,000 neurons and over 50 million connections, like whaaat?! Join our server and you’ll be able to tap into the mind of a fruit fly and see the world in a whole new way. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total trip, man. So come on over and get your brain fried in the best way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	649	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!

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Server Name	RLFactions
Season	1
Server Type	Heavily modded factions
Features	RlCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay
Discord	Click here to join

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What makes RLFactions different from other Minecraft servers?

RLFactions offers a unique blend of RlCraft survival challenges with traditional factions-based gameplay. It provides a more intense and competitive environment for players looking for a tough survival challenge.

2. How can I join RLFactions?

To join RLFactions, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions. The server staff will guide you through the process of joining and getting started.

3. Can I play on RLFactions solo or is it recommended to join a faction?

While you can technically play on RLFactions solo, joining a faction is highly recommended as it adds a strategic depth to the gameplay. Working with a faction can help you survive and thrive in the challenging environment of RLFactions.

4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on RLFactions?

Yes, RLFactions has its own set of rules and guidelines that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure fair play, promote a positive gaming environment, and prevent any form of cheating or exploitation.

5. Will there be regular updates and events on RLFactions?

RLFactions aims to provide regular updates and organize events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players. These updates may include new features, fixes, and enhancements based on player feedback and suggestions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	5749	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Popularity? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

4chan, Allsync, Archived, Authors, CYOA, cyoag, desuarchive, F.A.Q., Minecraft, moe, NSFW, physical dice, random.org, refuge, Refuge Thread, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, specific CYOA, tg, Thread, Trash, Vintage edition

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5454
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	2503	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

Argument, compromise, dietary preferences, ethical eating, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, holiday, meat-free, Thanksgiving, Traditional meal, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieVeto

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FoodieCraft SMP

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Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food combos are out of this world! We’ve got players who swear by their ketchup and ice cream sandwiches, and others who can’t get enough of their pickles dipped in hot fudge. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Pancake Palace, where every morning starts with a stack of bacon-infused pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and join a community of foodie Minecrafters, then this is the server for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPeekaboo

accidental nudity, amusing situations, awkward incidents, awkward situations, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, Entertaining stories, funny accidents, funny anecdotes, funny experiences, funny stories, hilarious moments, humorous mishaps, PixelPeekaboo, public nudity, unexpected encounters, unexpected exposures, unexpected sights, unexpected surprises, wardrobe malfunctions, wardrobe mishaps

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious accidental nudity you’ve ever seen – trust us, you won’t be able to unsee it! Our players have a knack for finding themselves in the most outrageous situations, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CeasefireCraft2021

Biden administration, cease-fire, cease-fire agreement, CeasefireCraft2021, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution efforts., crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, message shift, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, political strategy, regional stability, united states

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

Australian households, Australian society, Division of Labour, domestic chores, gardening, gender, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Happiness, Household, Household Division, household responsibilities, household tasks, Men’s happiness, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor tasks, Paid work, reversed, Roles, Traditional tasks, Women’s happiness, work-life balance

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	828
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

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Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3070	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7891	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, CleanCraft, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict, domestic duties, equality, Expectations, Frustration, Household, housework, living together, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sharing, teamwork

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoBroNoShowCraft

abandoning brother, addiction, aita, brother, Chaos, drug addicted, erratic behavior, family, family dinners, Family Support, Guilt, heartbroken, instability, Kids, long tail tags: drug possession, NoBroNoShowCraft, overreacting, potential chaos., Prison, Protection, Protective, Recovery, Rehab, relapse, Support, theft, Trust, Unity

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

creepy, eerie, Minecraft, Mysterious, Paranormal, Scary, smp, spooky, SpookyMysteryMan, Supernatural, unexplained, unexplained encounters, unexplained events, unexplained happenings, unexplained incidents, unexplained mysteries, unexplained occurrences, unexplained phenomena, unexplained sightings, unexplained situations, unexplained stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8087	Wilderness Tamed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftQuarantineHabits

cooking at home, CraftQuarantineHabits, daily practices, exercise routine, healthy eating habits, healthy habits, journaling daily, limiting screen time, meditation practice, mindfulness practices, new routines, practicing gratitude, prioritizing mental health, quarantine habits, reading more, self care rituals, setting boundaries, staying connected., staying organized, time management strategies, virtual workouts

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	5097
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.