CringeCraftBabyPity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server

aita, BFF’s, BFs, Boundaries, boyfriend’s best friend, Communication, Conflict, confusion, female friend, hidden relationships, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, love, meeting friends, Minecraft, overbearing, phone calls, red flags, relationship advice, Server, suspicion, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets just like this user uncovering her boyfriend’s hidden best friend!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can snoop around and uncover mysterious phone calls, just like this user did with her boyfriend. Who knows what kind of secrets you’ll uncover in our server!

But be warned, just like in this story, you might find yourself questioning everything and wondering if there’s another player hiding in the shadows. Will you trust your instincts or will you be caught up in a web of deceit just like this user?

So come join our server, where the drama is just as intense as this user’s relationship! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement and suspense in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Closure, closure process, Communication, emotions, ending, friendship, FriendshipFizzle, growth, healing, hurt, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, realization, Reflection, relationships, Sadness, signs, smp, Support, Trust

When your friend stole all your diamonds and built a giant statue of themselves flipping you off in the middle of your base. Join our Minecraft SMP where betrayals are just part of the fun! Build alliances, break alliances, and watch out for that one guy who always tries to steal your stuff when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride of backstabbing and shenanigans, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyWakeUpLand

brush teeth, check phone, CraftyWakeUpLand, get out of bed, healthy morning routine, make coffee, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning mindset, morning motivation, morning rituals, morning routine, morning routine ideas, morning routine tips, morning self-care, productive mornings, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face

Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyPridePalace

activism, anti LGBT, bill, civil rights, CraftyPridePalace, discrimination, equality, Equality Movement, georgia, Georgian, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, legislation, LGBT community, LGBTQ, Politics, president, refuses, RIGHTS, sign, social justice

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the Georgian president refused to sign some anti-LGBT bill into law! like, how crazy is that?! we’re all about inclusivity and rainbow sheep on this server, so if u wanna build ur dream pride parade float or just chill with some cool peeps, this is the place to be! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret rainbow cave hidden deep in the mines, u’ll unlock a special power that lets u shoot glitter at ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s spread some love and rainbows in the minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	92
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Auto Pause Adventures

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join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can do your homework for you. plus, our server has a built-in auto-pause feature for when you need to take a break and read a book or eat a sandwich.

come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant chicken attack).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5582
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Fly Brain Circuitry Craft

biology, Brain, brain structure, Circuitry, complexity, Connections, Craft, Fly, fruit fly, GROUNDBREAKING, insect brain, Mapping, mapping the brain, Nature, neural connections, neural network, neurons, neuroscience, scientific discovery, scientific research, study, Technology, wiring diagram

Yo, so like, we got this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the first wiring diagram of a fruit fly’s brain up in here! It’s got like 140,000 neurons and over 50 million connections, like whaaat?! Join our server and you’ll be able to tap into the mind of a fruit fly and see the world in a whole new way. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total trip, man. So come on over and get your brain fried in the best way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	7651	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!

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Server Name	RLFactions
Season	1
Server Type	Heavily modded factions
Features	RlCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay
Discord	Click here to join

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What makes RLFactions different from other Minecraft servers?

RLFactions offers a unique blend of RlCraft survival challenges with traditional factions-based gameplay. It provides a more intense and competitive environment for players looking for a tough survival challenge.

2. How can I join RLFactions?

To join RLFactions, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions. The server staff will guide you through the process of joining and getting started.

3. Can I play on RLFactions solo or is it recommended to join a faction?

While you can technically play on RLFactions solo, joining a faction is highly recommended as it adds a strategic depth to the gameplay. Working with a faction can help you survive and thrive in the challenging environment of RLFactions.

4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on RLFactions?

Yes, RLFactions has its own set of rules and guidelines that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure fair play, promote a positive gaming environment, and prevent any form of cheating or exploitation.

5. Will there be regular updates and events on RLFactions?

RLFactions aims to provide regular updates and organize events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players. These updates may include new features, fixes, and enhancements based on player feedback and suggestions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	167
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6079	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Popularity? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

4chan, Allsync, Archived, Authors, CYOA, cyoag, desuarchive, F.A.Q., Minecraft, moe, NSFW, physical dice, random.org, refuge, Refuge Thread, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, specific CYOA, tg, Thread, Trash, Vintage edition

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	633

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

Argument, compromise, dietary preferences, ethical eating, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, holiday, meat-free, Thanksgiving, Traditional meal, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieVeto

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FoodieCraft SMP

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Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food combos are out of this world! We’ve got players who swear by their ketchup and ice cream sandwiches, and others who can’t get enough of their pickles dipped in hot fudge. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Pancake Palace, where every morning starts with a stack of bacon-infused pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and join a community of foodie Minecrafters, then this is the server for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PixelPeekaboo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious accidental nudity you’ve ever seen – trust us, you won’t be able to unsee it! Our players have a knack for finding themselves in the most outrageous situations, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mines Excavated:	1186

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CeasefireCraft2021

Biden administration, cease-fire, cease-fire agreement, CeasefireCraft2021, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution efforts., crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, message shift, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, political strategy, regional stability, united states

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Enchantments Applied:	104
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

Australian households, Australian society, Division of Labour, domestic chores, gardening, gender, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Happiness, Household, Household Division, household responsibilities, household tasks, Men’s happiness, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor tasks, Paid work, reversed, Roles, Traditional tasks, Women’s happiness, work-life balance

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4