CringeCraftBabyPity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PorchPiratePunisher

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	128	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7656	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Buildings Constructed:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Star Shards Collected:	128
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Items Found:	6269
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Farms Harvested:	829	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2