Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Void Gems Collected: 19 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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