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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dimension Hops: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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