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AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming league for the popular multiplayer online battle arena game League of Legends. Established in 2011, it features professional teams from around the world competing in regular season matches and tournaments for cash prizes and glory. The league has a dedicated fanbase and is widely considered one of the most prestigious esports competitions in the world.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Buildings Constructed:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

🌟 Harmony Falls: Where zombies sing in perfect harmony and creepers tell dad jokes! 🌟

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Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience for players of all levels. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, there’s something for everyone on Harmony Falls!

Features

Proximity Voice Chat
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join Harmony Falls?

A: Simply connect to our server IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

A: No, PvP is optional and can be toggled within the server.

Q: Are there any ongoing events or competitions on Harmony Falls?

A: Yes, we regularly host events, tournaments, and competitions with prizes for participants.

Q: Can I create my own town or clan on Harmony Falls?

A: Yes, players can build their own towns or clans, establish relations with others, and engage in trade or warfare.

Q: What can I expect from the Anniversary update?

A: Stay tuned for exciting new features and content in our Anniversary update coming soon!

Q: Where can I get more information or connect with the community?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s to meet other players and stay updated on server news.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our virtual blocky characters like the celebrities they truly are! Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is mining diamonds and building epic structures.

Join us for a chance to become the richest virtual YouTuber in the land, with sponsorships from virtual companies that will make your virtual bank account overflow with virtual cash. Who cares about real-world problems when you can live out your wildest virtual fantasies in our server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to worry about how companies treat vtubers when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ludum Date Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with octo games, where you can battle octopuses and conquer the underwater world like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have tentacles, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Ludum Dare a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	3313
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ores Mined:	1165

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DoggoDramaServer

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Picture this: a 2-bedroom Minecraft world filled with 1 cat and 3 chihuahua dogs who are running amok! These animals have no training and do their business wherever they please, just like true rebels of the blocky world. But wait, there’s more! The owner, a feisty 56-year-old Minecraft player, is dead set on getting a 4th dog, despite the chaos already reigning in her virtual apartment.

Join us as we navigate through the drama and chaos of this wild Minecraft server. Will the animals ever learn to behave? Will the owner finally see the error of her ways? And most importantly, will the 4th dog tip the scales of insanity even further? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9464
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got soldiers from North Korea robbing houses for food! Like, imagine sneaking around with these hungry soldiers trying to steal some bread while dodging the military police. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna witness the chaos of military bases being raided by hangry soldiers in a virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

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Alysia SMP Overview

Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

Features
Proximity voice chat
Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
Small content updates
QoL mods like Jade and JEI

Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
How many players are usually online?	There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
Are there community-driven events?	Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
Can I join solo or with a small group?	Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ores Mined:	1299
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6