| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5988 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4674 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1472 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 85 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 243 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 331 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 799 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.
Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4894 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 733 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3980 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9683 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 162 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6831 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8927 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 196 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?
Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7737 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8011 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1059 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7402 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8880 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5840 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5320 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3054 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.
So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4562 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 242 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
