Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 New Chunks Explored: 127448
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MineFictionalMe

    MineFictionalMe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

    Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

    GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!
    lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Magic Items Found: 7147
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Runes Activated: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Farms Harvested: 953
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 2847

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 New Chunks Explored: 706542
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Star Shards Collected: 186
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 458

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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