CreeperCringeCraft

#oops moment, awkward, awkward encounter, awkward moment, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, mistake, mortifying, Public, public mishap, Red-faced, regret, shame, social faux pas, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

XmasBlockParty

avoiding confrontation, awkward situations, communication breakdown, coping with betrayal, dating drama, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, friendship fallout, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Honesty and trust, mental health, peace and quiet, personal growth, relationships, self-care, sibling conflict, XmasBlockParty

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of spending Christmas with your boring family? Looking for a way to avoid awkward conversations and drama? Join our Minecraft server instead!

We promise no family drama, no awkward silences, just pure gaming fun. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can build a snowman army to take over the virtual world.

Don’t be the only one missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious antics on our server. Leave your real-life problems behind and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget (in a good way, not like that time Uncle Bob drank too much eggnog and started singing karaoke).

So ditch the family drama and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your sister dating your ex-best friend.

HateCity USA – Where griefers roam and creepers explode!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7619	Mines Excavated:	1820
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring old cities in the US? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and explore a world where you can build your dream city without any pesky traffic or annoying neighbors.

Forget about your least favorite US city and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why waste your time in a boring city when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Join now and let the fun begin!

Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#announcement, Adventures, Arctic, blocky, Canada, central america, controversial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, Minecraft, North America, panama, Politics, potential expansion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, teasing, territorial claims, Territory, trump, Trumps, US expansion

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

CraftyMissileKyiv

arms race, CraftyMissileKyiv, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, long range missiles, military advancements, military technology, missile capabilities, missile development, missile technology, Moscow, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Ukraine, ukraine news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

lol imagine if ukraine just wanted to play minecraft with russia but they were like nah we gonna launch missiles at u instead. well u dont have to worry about that on our server cuz we all about peace and building cool stuff together. plus, our server is so lit that even the ukraine missile would wanna join us instead of hitting moscow. come join us and let’s build a world where missiles are just for launching pigs into the air for fun. #minecraftforpeace #missilesareforfun #joinusnow

Yellow Nail PCP Quest

cell biology, Defects, Diagnosis, Genetic cause, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetic pathways, genetic testing, lymphedema, Medical research, nail, nail abnormalities, Pathogenesis, pcp, PCP pathway, planar cell polarity, Quest, rare diseases, research, respiratory symptoms, study, Treatment, Yellow, yellow nail syndrome

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

so, like, u know how sometimes ur nails turn yellow for no reason? well, turns out it’s cuz of this crazy genetic thing called planar cell polarity pathway. like, who knew ur nails could be affected by some pathway in ur body, right? but on this server, we embrace all the weird and wacky things about genetics, even if it means ur nails turn funky colors. join us if u wanna learn more about the genetic cause of yellow nail syndrome and maybe even find a cure for it in the world of minecraft. cuz why not, right? we’re all about the bizarre and unexpected here. come join the fun and see where the PCP pathway takes u!

MAGIC LEND server Minecraft

banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, MAGIC LEND, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, PHOTO, Picture, Players, Screenshot, Server, world

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

The owner of the “MAGIC LEND” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f1.qwertyx.host:29266

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Conquer, Discord, discovery, exclusive, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscapes, Majestic, mettle, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra, Untold, vision

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8199
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	8340
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Unveil the Mysteries Minecraft Server

Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.

🏰 Realm Secrets:

🌌 Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
🏛️ Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
⚔️ Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
🎭 Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

Ready for the extraordinary?

There are 3 realms you can join:

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️

Discord Invite

FAQ

Q: How do I join a realm?

A: Copy the realm code and paste it into the “Join Realm” section of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord channel for rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the realm?

A: Yes, feel free to share the realm codes with your friends.

“VibeCraft” 1.21.1

1.21.1, Appointment, Assad, Assad’s health, Clinic, eye care, eye doctor, Eye exam, eye health, Happening, health, Lenscrafters, Medical check-up, Medical visit, Moscow, ophthalmology, Optical store, optometry, RETURNS, russia, Treatment, VibeCraft, vision

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2300	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Assad, yeah the dude from Syria, he’s like back in the game but not as a dictator, nah man, he’s like fixing people’s eyes at a LensCrafters in Moscow!

And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?

So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!

Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?

Kurva Anyátok’s Minecraft SMP

adult language, Anyátoks, curse words, disrespectful language, explicit content, explicit language, Hungarian, Hungarian curse words, inappropriate language, insult, kurva, kurva anyátok, long tail tag, mature language, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive language, offensive words, parental advisory, Profanity, smp, strong language, strong language warning, swear words, vulgar language

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Star Shards Collected:	157	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret disco party in the Nether where you can dance the night away with pigmen and ghasts.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the madness!

MomDeservesNoHome

communication breakdown, emotional turmoil, Eviction, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial burden, financial honesty, financial struggles, gambling addiction, Generational conflict, housing crisis, MomDeservesNoHome, mother-daughter relationship, parental betrayal, sibling dynamics, subsidized housing, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without the stress of eviction letters showing up in your mailbox.

Join us and meet fellow players who understand the struggle of living with family members who dip into your rent money for cigarettes and gambling. Our community is full of supportive players who will have your back when you need to vent about selfish family members.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a roof over their head when you can have a virtual castle in the sky? Plus, if worst comes to worst, you can always crash at your virtual boyfriend’s place. 😉

BlockyJobRageQuit

anger, BlockyJobRageQuit, Burnout, Career Change, Decision making, discrimination, Disrespect, Frustration, Harassment, Job, lack of support, mistreatment, no growth opportunities, on the spot, poor management, Quitting, reasons, stress, toxic culture, unethical behavior, work environment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Towns Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	170	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring jobs that make you want to quit on the spot? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind! Join us and experience a world where you can quit your job in the most epic way possible – by blowing up your boss’s office with TNT! Say goodbye to boring meetings and hello to building your dream castle out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let’s quit some jobs together in the most explosive way possible!

BlockyVirus-FreeMS-Fun

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7811
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

so like, u know how some people think if u get covid-19 with MS it’s gonna make ur symptoms worse? well guess what, this server is like the opposite of that! it’s like a magical place where ur MS symptoms disappear when u catch covid-19 in the game. it’s like a reverse curse or something, it’s wild! join us and experience the wackiest adventure of ur life, where covid-19 is actually a blessing in disguise. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see for urself!

WildCraftMC

Advanced Fishing, Advancements, Blaze and Caves Datapack, Clue Scrolls, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Creative, custom fish, Custom NPC Trades, Discord, Donating, FishingVillage, LWC Protection, Minibosses, Quests, rocket boots, RPG, SerenePost, smp, Survival, Voting, WildCraftMC

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mines Excavated:	4185
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Potions Brewed:	126
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	93	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

IP: play.wildcraftmc.com

We would like to invite you to become a member of our server community.

Main

Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Features

Grief Prevention: Claim your lands to protect your builds from grief.
Community: Friendly and safe community with a Discord server for discussions.
Ranks: Voting and donating ranks with unique perks.
Crates: Redeem special keys for rewards.
Economy: Earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and player shops.
Advancements: Custom RPG play style, mini bosses, quests, fishing features, and more.

Misc

LWC Protection: Lock chests, gates, doors, etc outside of claims.
Crazy Enchants: Additional enchantments with better abilities.
Clue Scrolls: Complete tasks & events for rewards.
Rocket Boots: Different boots with fun features.

Extras

Custom NPC Trades: /warp SerenePost
Advanced Fishing & Custom Fish: /warp FishingVillage

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the IP address: play.wildcraftmc.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game.

3. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can use the Grief Prevention feature to claim your lands and protect your builds from griefing.

4. How do I earn ranks on the server?

You can earn ranks by voting daily or by donating to support the server. Each rank comes with unique perks and rewards.

5. Can I participate in events and quests?

Yes, we offer inclusive events and quests that you can play on your own or with friends. These events offer exclusive rewards and items.

6. Is the server economy-based?

Yes, you can earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and setting up your own player shop.

Frontline Flex 1.20.4

1.20.4, bhob, dchaokeks, dollar value guide, dolls, elmo1205, Events, EXILIUM, exiliumdc, Fiery Bond, flex, Frontline, GFLEX, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, glassisle, guides, hazard patrol map, Itasha, Launch, lore material, Makiatto, mica, News, REDEEM, Resources, Rhapsody Quartet, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, suomi1205, Tololo, translated story, Ullrid, ullrid1205

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ores Mined:	7431

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium but in blocky form? Join now for a wild ride filled with resources and guides that will blow your mind.

Forget about boring old dollar value guides, we’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the translated story and lore material – it’s like reading a book written by a villager on acid.

Explore hazard patrol maps that will make you question your sanity, and watch preview videos that will make you want to build a giant statue of Makiatto in your world. Plus, we’ve got news and events that will make you want to mine diamonds until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Use secret codes like ELMOLIVE and GFL2GIFTME to unlock hidden treasures and unleash chaos upon the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t redeem OMNGKTWN or you might end up in the Nether with no way out.

Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

advertising strategies, blue dorito label, brand loyalty., brand recognition, buying decisions, chuuba, Competition, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, corporate shoppers, Corpos, dont, film industry, independent cinema, Indie Films, indies, Ioppers, mainstream movies, market trends, marketing tactics, Mediocrity, Minecraft, product packaging, Small Businesses, smp, watch

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!