so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Meteorites Collected: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Emeralds Found: 1453

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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