so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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