so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Potions Brewed: 169 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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