Have you ever eaten a block of dirt and felt like it was the most delicious thing you’ve ever tasted? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our chefs have mastered the art of turning dirt into a gourmet delicacy that will have your taste buds dancing with joy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are always throwing wild parties. Join them for a night of clucking fun and see if you can keep up with their crazy dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its horn? Yeah, you heard that right. So come on over and join the madness on our server – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

    Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]
    Full Faction Name Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
    Current Government and Ideology Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
    Leader President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
    Lore According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
    Motto Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
    Additional Information -National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Ronder? Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
    How can I join the Republic of Rondor? You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
    What languages are spoken in Rondor? The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
    What is the current year in Rondor? Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
    What is the national animal and flower of Rondor? The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2059

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

    Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Magic Items Found: 8174 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

    So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

    BelieveIDidThatMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Crops Grown: 4901
    Mines Excavated: 2490 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyWiFiLand

    CraftyWiFiLand
    Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Farms Harvested: 665
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy SMP Overview

    Features Minecraft 1.21.1
    Chest Shops
    Auctions
    Grief Protection
    Liv Dynmap
    Custom player warps
    Economy system
    mcMMO leveling system
    Daily and weekly quests
    Special events
    PvP and PvE zones

    FAQ

    Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

    A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

    A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

    Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

    Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

    A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

    Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

    A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

    Q: Are there custom player warps?

    A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

    Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

    Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

    A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

    Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

    A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

    Q: Are there special events on the server?

    A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

    Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

    A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

    Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

    Hope to see you in-game!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Potions Brewed: 175 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • /Mine/ – Minecraft Server

    /Mine/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

    And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

    Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

    ScratchCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

    Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

    Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

    But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ores Mined: 4480
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

    Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Zombie Dances: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Star Shards Collected: 91
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

    PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

    PenisCraft: SchlongSlang
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Dragon Eggs Found: 9643
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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