so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 325
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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