so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 22
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 20
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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