Creeper Cardio Catastrophe | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crops Grown:	9838
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	199	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5