so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Animals Bred: 164
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

    Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server
    lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyShmonaRocket

    CraftyShmonaRocket
    come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2192 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

    Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone
    hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

    imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

    plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

    so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Magic Items Found: 7775
    Dimension Hops: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Villages Defended: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

    Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

    Welcome to Capy World!

    A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

    Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

    What we offer:

    Shopping District Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
    Spooky Vibes Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
    Safe & Sound We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
    Explore Easily Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
    Plan on Staying? Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

    Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
    Is there an age requirement? Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
    Can I build in the shopping district? Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
    How can I participate in the Halloween base contest? Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 255 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

    With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

    But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

    ””> International Break Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3914 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

    CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

    We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Enchantments Applied: 199
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockyLoveQuest

    BlockyLoveQuest
    Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Towns Built: 8
    Gods Slained: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 815
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Dimension Hops: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyMarineMC Server

    CraftyMarineMC Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

    KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!
    OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Crops Grown: 1098
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

    Play Outside Now – No More Obesity
    HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

    SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

    ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

    OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 41 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

    HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 197 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

    ”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

    2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

    4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

    Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

    So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BedtimeBros

    BedtimeBros
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

    On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

    So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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