| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8193 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 236 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1276 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6871 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8856 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5240 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4842 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8425 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5466 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 922 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 8973 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3926 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1784 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 144 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 2127 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1679 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7499 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2807 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 918 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Votes: | 4839 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1565 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5970 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4386 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4144 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3399 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 603 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1412 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 2171 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9955 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
