CraftyZelensky Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky are set to meet in a battle of epic proportions! witness the tension between the gop as they argue over who will assist ukraine in this crazy world of blocky adventures. build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, or team up with your friends to create a political alliance to rule the server! with crazy events like presidential debates and diplomatic negotiations, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. join now for a chance to be the next leader of the blocky world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9868
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LawnMowerLadz

Assertiveness, Boundaries, child labor, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, lawn mowing, LawnMowerLadz, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborhood kid, neighborly relations, payment, refusal, social norms, unwanted services, unwarranted expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where unexpected lawn mowing services are not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a neighborhood filled with overbearing neighbors and their entrepreneurial children.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.

But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?

Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1313	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9653	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Farms Harvested:	751
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3158	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic Sea, base, cold war, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, finland, FinnCraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, NATO base, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Proximity, russia, Russian border, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, Server, Tension

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4465	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyAirForcePrime

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vulture Sanitation Service

Biodiversity loss, carcasses consumption, conservation efforts, diseases control, Ecological importance, ecosystem balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chain disruption, habitat destruction, human deaths, India, population decline, public health, sanitation, sanitation system, scavengers, service, veterinary drugs, Vulture, vulture population collapse, wildlife conservation, wildlife management

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

STALKER Minecraft server

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The owner of the STALKER server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

Active, Chaos, chickens, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Drool, Economy, Events, Expansion, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, Join, long term, MEGABASES, Non-profit, player-driven, Projects, rule, Server26, smp, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ores Mined:	914

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LocksNBlocks

bathroom, BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Door, family, Home Protection, key, Locks, LocksNBlocks, parenting, privacy, relationship, Respect, Safe, SECURITY, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SMP_SocialMediaIck

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Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ExCraftedLoveLessons

acceptance, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, compromise, emotional intelligence, ExCraftedLoveLessons, forgiveness, growth mindset., healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love, moving on, past relationship, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Trust

Are you tired of boring old relationships? Well, come join our Minecraft server and learn some valuable lessons that will make your love life as epic as a diamond sword! Our server is like a dating simulator, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old humans. You’ll learn valuable skills like communication (because you’ll need to strategize with your team to survive), patience (because mining for diamonds takes time), and teamwork (because building a castle is way more fun with friends). So come join us and level up your relationship game – who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Towns Built:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

9/11 Date Confusion

9/11, american history, anniversary, commemoration, confusion, Cultural differences, date, date format, date notation, global impact, historical event, International, memorial, Memory, Remembrance, September 11, Significance, solidarity, terrorist attack, Tragedy, Unity, world perspective

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a disco farm up in here! and the creepers? oh man, they do stand-up comedy on the weekends, they’re a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! our diamond pickaxes have magical powers, they can summon rainbows and unicorns to follow u around all day. and our villagers? they throw the best parties, u won’t believe the dance moves they bust out!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, just watch out for the lava pits and zombie mermaids.

so come on down to our server, where every day is a crazy adventure and u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Warp Drive Collapse: Gravity Wave Fun

advanced propulsion, Astrophysics, Black Holes, collapse, DRIVE, exotic physics, Fun, Futuristic technology, General Relativity, gravitational wave detection, gravitational waves, gravity, interstellar travel, scientific discovery, scientific research, space exploration, spacetime, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical models, theoretical physics, theoretical predictions, Warp, warp drive, WAVE, wormholes

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat has gravitational waveforms from warp drive collapse? yea u heard me right, we got dat futuristic sci-fi shizz goin on in dis server. imagine mining for diamonds while dodging collapsing warp drives, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with alien technology and mysterious artifacts. u can team up with other players to uncover the secrets of the universe or just build a giant statue of a potato, whatever floats ur boat.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the warp drives are always collapsing. don’t miss out on the most out-of-this-world experience u’ll ever have in minecraft. see u there, space cowboy! 🚀🌌🪐

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.