so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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