so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Villages Defended: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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