so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 2232
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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