CraftyWakeUpLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Chud Connect Minecraft Server

Alteration, BeryL, CHANGE, Chud, Chud Connect, confusion, Connect, Development, disbelief, Evolution, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, phase connect, Questioning, revolution, Server, Shift, shock, Surprise, transformation, TRANSITION, turnaround, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	997	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ores Mined:	9333

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

20th anniversary, animated series, Anime, anniversary, celebration, COSPLAY, doll collection, dolls, FANTASY, Japanese culture, long tail tags, maiden, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, rose, Rozen Maiden, smp, tea ceremony, tea flavors, tea lovers, tea pairing, tea party, tea time, zen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyOwnershipWar

aita, Boundaries, car finance, car loan, car ownership, Communication, CraftyOwnershipWar, family dynamics, finances, financial decisions, insurance, loans, maintenance, MONEY, partner, personal responsibility, petrol costs, relationships, separate finances, UK laws

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	958	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AppAddict Minecraft SMP

app addiction, app convenience, app dependency, app essentials, app favorites, app functionality, app importance, app indispensability, app necessities, app preferences, app recommendations, app reliance, app usage, AppAddict, essential apps, Minecraft, mobile apps, must-have apps, phone apps, smartphone apps, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

addiction, addiction prevention, age, BlockyBlaze, cigarettes, habits, health risks, IGNITION, long-term effects, lung cancer, nicotine, peer pressure, public health, Quitting, respiratory issues, smoking, smoking cessation, social influence, start age, stress relief, teenage smoking, tobacco, underage smoking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyTerrorTelAviv

BlockyTerrorTelAviv, CASUALTIES, crime, current events, Gun Violence, identified, identified victims, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, shooting victims, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv terror, terror attack, terror shooting, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic incident, Victims, violence

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Crops Grown:	3665
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Towns Built:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DATING, emotions, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Partnership, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Server, SleepingWithCreeper, Trust, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1945	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	1793	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1