CraftyWaifus – Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the world of Katawa Shoujo! Build your own 3D-printable Katawa figurines, explore Kenjivania, and even crash into the world of Katawa Crash!

Are you a failure who can’t find your Katawa? Don’t worry, our community works will help you on your journey to find your perfect match.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into fanfics, explore Hanako’s image database, and even check out our desktop Katawas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, try out Crud’s “Where Are 4LS Now?” to uncover the mysteries of the Katawa Shoujo universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2990	Void Armor Forged:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	6010	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	126	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Animals Bred:	195
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6475	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Star Shards Collected:	235	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	52	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1389
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mines Excavated:	4473	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	662
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	3421

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	55	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5607
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crops Grown:	9967	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!