Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Magic Items Found: 7204 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2079 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dimension Hops: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6022 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2048 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Divine Spears Created: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ores Mined: 1980 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 791880 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6819
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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