so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Magic Items Found: 2682 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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