so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY