so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 275 Mines Excavated: 4035
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY