CraftyTruthsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Crops Grown:	9940	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Enchantments Applied:	168	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ores Mined:	8721
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Villages Defended:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	156

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6308	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Magic Items Found:	2728
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7003	Emeralds Found:	5124
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Zombie Dances:	7	Animals Bred:	156
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crops Grown:	3354

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	46285	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	7121
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1728
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Ores Mined:	6853	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	195
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1481
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0