What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 990 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5624 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 198 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Potions Brewed: 186 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7431

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Animals Bred: 125
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Potions Brewed: 90
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Falling into the Void: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 8216
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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