What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 27
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 10
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9507 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Animals Bred: 42 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4067 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Zombie Dances: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Void Gems Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2579 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 101 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4267 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 575 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5486 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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