CraftyTradeWar | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Emeralds Found:	8488
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Villages Defended:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7427	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Villages Defended:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, Damage, Defense, defense industry, DefenseCraft, emergency, Equipment, evacuation, Fire, Firefighters, Incident, Institute, investigation, Minecraft, Moscow, Prevention, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Training

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.

rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

CraftyPenceWarDenial

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, u kno dis server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join, bro. like, u can build ur own castle and stuff, but dat aint even da best part.

get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.

oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.

and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Land Quest: Agri Trend Study

#sustainability, agri, agricultural land types, agriculture, Analysis, Biodiversity, conservation, data analysis, differential impacts, ecosystem interactions, Ecosystem Services, Environment, farming practices, Land, land management, land transitions, Quest, research, researchers, soil health, study, topographical gradients, transitional trends, trend

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like turn pigs into flying unicorns and build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and shark-infested waters!

Our researchers have analyzed all the land types in the game and found the best spots to build your epic bases. We even have special topographical gradients that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have insane ecosystem service interactions that will make you question reality. Join now for a wild ride and never look back!

best survival server server minecraft

best, Minecraft, Server, survival server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	New Chunks Explored:	747117
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Runes Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

The description of the server server “Best West Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Zeemsa.aternos.me:14763

Intermission Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Items Found:	2971	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3820
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, no cap! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a virtual party where you can vibe with the coolest peeps around. We got streams for days, from birthdays to debuts, and even 3D live events that will blow your mind. Plus, we got merch that will make you look fly as heck while you’re mining those diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the baubau-related content – it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Players:	100/200	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	8875
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9