Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and discover the most outrageous and hilarious suicide methods in Minecraft! From jumping off the tallest tower to riding a pig off a cliff, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Death by Cactus” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with deadly cacti to reach the ultimate prize.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual harm will come to your Minecraft character. Happy gaming!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Dragon Eggs Found: 4606
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 73 New Chunks Explored: 958199
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 341
    Enchantments Applied: 232 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 805948 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 158 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Star Shards Collected: 244
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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