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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 488 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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