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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Enchantments Applied: 254
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 364
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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