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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Void Gems Collected: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Zombie Dances: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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