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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ores Mined: 6290
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Enchantments Applied: 141
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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