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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 6621 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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