Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Astral Projections Made: 0 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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