Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 4653
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Chimeras Created: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Chimeras Created: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Runes Activated: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Villages Defended: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3575 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 217 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Animals Bred: 193 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Falling into the Void: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 298 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 127 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixel Polyglot

    Pixel Polyglot
    Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    StarveCraft: No Food Zone
    Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 203 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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