CraftyRegretz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

StarveCraft: No Food Zone

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Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

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join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2605	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Chilaxx G-Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Filipino Community Voice channels Worldwide Fun Compatriots Friendly Server Join now Gaming Online Adventure Roleplay Multiplayer Survival Build Explore Creative Competitive Skins, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Best Filipino server!

We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

Compatriots! Here is fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

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CelestialCraft Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Custom Achievements
Magic Carpets
Custom Events
StarShards Currency
Rankup System
Player Shops
Grief Prevention
PvP
Mature Community

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on this server?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
How can I earn StarShards currency?	Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
Are there age restrictions on the server?	CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	New Chunks Explored:	517915
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2012

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try not to get lost in the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.

Why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a target extraction of [Faust] ID & E.G.O. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will.

And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.

Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8345

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

StolenGifts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoBabysitNoCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Holy Grails Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Animals Bred:	176	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyConfessions

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Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

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so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Boxed Cat Chaos

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So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3109
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Paradise Network

Prison

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	325
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Towns Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Nikashi SMP

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Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8059	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

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NovaCraft: Revival S1

Server Version	1.21.1
Features	Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
Launch Status	Awaiting big launch with original and new members
Rules	Available in Discord server
Discord Username	_schlime
Application Process	Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
Server IP	dogpound.modded.fun
Whitelist	Players must be accepted before joining

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

2. What version is the server running on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

3. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.