GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Farms Harvested:	278	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	7546	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Animals Bred:	133	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	3835	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	732452
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Emeralds Found:	7745	Divine Spears Created:	25

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ores Mined:	1557
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	2046
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mines Excavated:	1171	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Farms Harvested:	105
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2085
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	748	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Villages Defended:	12	New Chunks Explored:	80126

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

Thugcraft

blocks, Classes, classic, Cosmetics, Direction, Duping, Gamemodes, Hack, lagging, Leaf decay, Lucky, Mods, Player Teleports, power, PvP, quality of life, Shift, Skywars, smp, Thugcraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	3890	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Thugcraft Server Overview

Server Name	Thugcraft
Features	Quality of life mods, non-p2w, KitPvP, LuckySkywars
IP Address	thugcraftmc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?
Can players buy gameplay advantages with real money?	No, the server is entirely non-p2w with only cosmetic items available.
What are the different gamemodes available?	KitPvP where you can fight and build in a boxed arena with 6 unique classes, and LuckySkywars which is a twist on classic skywars with lucky blocks.
Are hack clients, duping, or server lag allowed?	No, these actions are not permitted on the server.

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