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House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Towns Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4201	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Farms Harvested:	311
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	4366	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7031	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8376	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6033
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mines Excavated:	1279
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	5

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Emeralds Found:	4080	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.